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President Barack Obama [the man of my dreams] is set to host the annual G-20 summit, held in the city of Pittsburgh on Thursday and Friday of this week. This summit comes with great anticipation [and shaking hands], as leaders from countries all over the world will come together [except for mean ol' Ahamadinejad] to insure growth in the economy on a world stature and to prohibit a world wide recession from happening in the future. A wide range of issues are set for schedule on the dialogue tip such as strengthening the framework of global capital, cross-border resolutions, and improving the strength of accounting standards [and a long prayer in conclusion].
[Now for the good stuff...]
Walkouts based of politics occurred last night [and it was not a healthcare town hall meeting] when Ahamadinejad [scary music intro] made a memorable speech [to say the least] addressing the members of the UN. Making claims of "genocide" by Israel's combat on the Gaza Strip and accused the United States and Europe for using "racist ambitions," claiming that the world must move on from having a "small minority" to "dominate politics." [What is wrong with him?]
Talks of this plus Iran's plan to continue their nuclear program might be underlining talks at the summit [I hope so!].
A flight passenger was greeted by FBI agents, then arrested as he arrived at his destination once a Southwest Airline landed. The charge was interference with flight passengers and crew [the charge should have been for being weird and crazy]. Last month, the male passenger went "berserk," exposing himself to a female passenger sitting next to him and punching her afterwards [nice littel cherry on top I guess].
Laws prohibiting interference with flight crews and passengers [hmm...specific laws for flights?] have been put in place, however, as a result of the September 11, 2001 attacks, laws have become stricter and the FBI have pressed down harder on violators of these laws.
Violators of these laws are not uncommon, as the Federal Aviation Administration has reported 900 cases over the past five years [shocked face.] Because of the increase in cases, the FAA raised the crime penalty from interfering with a crew member or passenger from $1,100 to $25,000 [w o w!]
Violations of these crimes usually become angry as a result of being refused an alcoholic beverage after becoming inebriated, or refusing to comply with the electronic rules of the flight [translation: passengers are drunk pests].
Currently several airlines require all flight crew members to take courses on how to diffuse confrontation and calm down belligerent [crazy] passengers.
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